Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Top of the morning to ya!

It's St. Patrick's Day so let's celebrate one of our favorite Patrick's, Patrick Kane!  Patty Cakes embodies everything that is St. Patrick's Day.  The boy loves to drink, dance, have a wild time and he is tiny enough to be a wee leprechaun.

Plus, while being wet and wild St. Patty here knows how to do work.

Why don't you boys smile!? 100 goals! Come on!

Oh and don't forget this...

No words.

Spring Break Top 10

It's Spring Break (for me at least) and here is The Top 10 List for NHL players (if they actually had Spring Break)

1. Bring the Cup to the Beach

Picture perfect.

Two beautiful specimen.

2. Pool party with the Cup!

The Cup floats?

3. Boating with the Cup and former teammates

Laddy + Fraz + no shirts + Cup = too great

4. Tubing in the lake

Cute sunglasses.

5. Hang out with their lady friend at the beach

Mrs. Underwood, I like your suit.

Get a room.

6. Beach workouts

Stud.

7. Go to the beach and pick up chicks

The only Jeff Carter I like is a shirtless Jeff Carter.

8. Hang out with the bros all shirtless

I can't think of anything witty.  Too distracted.

9. Go fishing

I've never wanted to be a fish until now.

Insert your face here and swoon.

10. Hang out in a Speedo

Whatcha looking at?

What an angle.

There are so many more pictures of Biz in a speedo but I plan to disperse them throughout posts.  I don't want to overload anyone with too much thigh at once.


Words of Wisdom from Laich... Lather up!

Gingers require lots of sunscreen.

She gets what she wants

I'm pretty sure Letang is reading this blog because it looks like he cut his hair. It would appear that he got his ends trimmed.  It's looking good but not exactly what I wanted but then again I didn't specify.  I'll take what I can get.

Speaking of taking what I can get, Talbot playing with baby animals? Everyone meet Max, the baby tiger.  Along with penguins, Flower, Staalsy, etc. Totally awesome.

Speaking of totally awesome, this picture

OMG! the president!

The Blackhawks got their day with Obama for winning the Cup.  He was totally repping Chicago, although he was hating on the Cubs and John McDonough.  Toews and Kane decided to bring attention to themselves by standing out in their matching gray suits, how cute.  And Kaner was totally advertising the  flip video again. Then Toews got all jealous that Sharp and Green got chosen for Let's Move and decided to text while Mrs. President gave her speech. Really young man?  You got to hand the president a little replica of the Cup! Is that not enough for you?  You need his wife's total attention also?  Just because you have been on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean the world revolves around you!

even if it should...

Fat Tuesday

It's Fat Tuesday! Time to drink and eat before you get all anorexic. Here are some photos of our boys on their own fat days.  I'm not one to judge... we all have those days.  Some just more than others.

One too many pieces of that Dempster's Bread, eh?

Where are your abs young man?

I've told you before to lay off the booze.

The tramp stamp is to distract you.

 And then there are those who treat everyday like it's Mardi Gras.

Every tried being goalie?

Really?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Everybody rejoice!!! Jordan Staal finally cut his hair!  Fan girls all over are screaming in delight.

Before

You ok there, bud?

Was there so much hair that it was weighing down upon his brain?  How did he not fly away with those wings?  Well I'm just glad he cut it off finally.  Now he can be all sexy like again.

After

So civilized now he can even write.

Is it blasphemous of me to say I wish Tanger would follow suit and cut his locks?  I understand Jordan looks all Amish and creepy with his hair grown out and his beard growing and Kris looks sexy no matter what but I'm just saying.  You see, I like boys and it gets a little confusing when his hair is almost as long as mine, especially when he is working facial hair.

Hello Gorgeous.

Leave Willow Smith to this.

Hockey players are beautiful specimen, we hardly get to see your faces without the helmet and everything.  Please make it easier on us.

Things I'm thankful for

Just watch this. Really, watch it.



I want to say thank you for...
1. Postgame interviews.
2. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker.
3. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera.
4. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera, shirtless.
5. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera, shirtless in booty shorts.
6. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera, shirtless in booty shorts and knee socks.

I want to apologize to Corey Crawford for all of the above stated reasons because they distracted me from your face and everything you said.

I am also thankful for how great the Hawks have been playing recently. Everything is clicking and we are finally injury free (knock on wood).  Tazer has lead us into 4th in the West with 25 points in 16 games.  The captain is seriously doing work.  (I'm so clever, I know.)

Vancouver, we're coming for you.

Oh and Kopecky? Bless you.

Don't you feel better now?

Feeling blah?  Me too.  Here is a little pick me up.

umm. ya.

Real Original

After last year's Cup finals I can't even think about Philadelphia without getting pissed off. I just hate that team. And now they are trying to pull an Atlanta on us and become the Hawks.

So first they get Steeger from the Leafs and that took me a long time to get over, well actually I'm still not over it.  Here is a little video of Kris being a smart ass at practice which I appreciate.  It makes me feel a little better about the situation.  I hope he is giving Pronger hell.

if you can't be with Kaner, then act like Kaner

Then Chicago put Nick Boynton on waivers and of course the Flyers pick him up. I mean I was never crazy about him, he kind of creeped me out but he was a tough guy and I just never like to see anybody I had previously cheered for putting on that damn orange jersey.    Who will be next?!

miss you?

Weird quandary.  Sharpie used to be one of them.  He was there for like 4 years but wasn't anything like he is now.  Just think, you would have to hate him but that isn't a face you can hate, you just can't!

that face! but that sweater...

And then there are these pictures of Sharpie with Carts and my heart kind of breaks. Jeff is just this classless goblin and Patrick just isn't.  I bet Richards was getting all jealous of Sharp and Carter so he had him sent away.

guh

why are they so pale?

1901

Jonathan Toews is the #1 star for February!

he even sparkles

Tazer doesn't like losing and he will  kick his team's ass if that is what it takes. He kills it in the face off circle and does work all over the place.  I wish he could just work on Kaner a little bit more. (I understand you are old enough to drink, babe, but let's be smart in season please and thank you.)  Johnny is just the overall package and I'm glad he is getting this appreciation from the NHL.

Although I will mention that Patrick Sharp is killing it too. Um hello?  #2 in goals for the NHL right now? And you are beautiful?  It's really not fair to everyone else.

killing them

killing me... softly

On a different note, Niemi is the #2 star which is a little bittersweet for me.  I'm glad he is doing so well but I'm sad he was one of the many who left. He was just too cute and awkward and quiet.  For me he will forever be associated with the image of Patrick Kane leaping into his arms after scoring the OT winner in game 6. sigh.

hugs!

This song came on shuffle and being the nerd I am I thought Toews is #19 and he is the #1 star. #19 + #01 = 1901.  So thank you Phoenix for reminding me to write this post.

Happy Birthday J Biebs

As much as we all act like we hate the kid, you have to admit he is pretty good. His songs are catchy and he is a cute little baby. Why am I giving him a shout out? Because he is part of the hockey world!  Like any respectable Canadian he played hockey as a kid and now he is like besties with hockey greats.

Captain Bieber

bffs

battle of the hair

if it fits, WEAR IT!

yes, the Blackhawks let Biebs hang with Stanley