Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Top of the morning to ya!

It's St. Patrick's Day so let's celebrate one of our favorite Patrick's, Patrick Kane!  Patty Cakes embodies everything that is St. Patrick's Day.  The boy loves to drink, dance, have a wild time and he is tiny enough to be a wee leprechaun.

Plus, while being wet and wild St. Patty here knows how to do work.

Why don't you boys smile!? 100 goals! Come on!

Oh and don't forget this...

No words.

Spring Break Top 10

It's Spring Break (for me at least) and here is The Top 10 List for NHL players (if they actually had Spring Break)

1. Bring the Cup to the Beach

Picture perfect.

Two beautiful specimen.

2. Pool party with the Cup!

The Cup floats?

3. Boating with the Cup and former teammates

Laddy + Fraz + no shirts + Cup = too great

4. Tubing in the lake

Cute sunglasses.

5. Hang out with their lady friend at the beach

Mrs. Underwood, I like your suit.

Get a room.

6. Beach workouts

Stud.

7. Go to the beach and pick up chicks

The only Jeff Carter I like is a shirtless Jeff Carter.

8. Hang out with the bros all shirtless

I can't think of anything witty.  Too distracted.

9. Go fishing

I've never wanted to be a fish until now.

Insert your face here and swoon.

10. Hang out in a Speedo

Whatcha looking at?

What an angle.

There are so many more pictures of Biz in a speedo but I plan to disperse them throughout posts.  I don't want to overload anyone with too much thigh at once.


Words of Wisdom from Laich... Lather up!

Gingers require lots of sunscreen.

She gets what she wants

I'm pretty sure Letang is reading this blog because it looks like he cut his hair. It would appear that he got his ends trimmed.  It's looking good but not exactly what I wanted but then again I didn't specify.  I'll take what I can get.

Speaking of taking what I can get, Talbot playing with baby animals? Everyone meet Max, the baby tiger.  Along with penguins, Flower, Staalsy, etc. Totally awesome.

Speaking of totally awesome, this picture

OMG! the president!

The Blackhawks got their day with Obama for winning the Cup.  He was totally repping Chicago, although he was hating on the Cubs and John McDonough.  Toews and Kane decided to bring attention to themselves by standing out in their matching gray suits, how cute.  And Kaner was totally advertising the  flip video again. Then Toews got all jealous that Sharp and Green got chosen for Let's Move and decided to text while Mrs. President gave her speech. Really young man?  You got to hand the president a little replica of the Cup! Is that not enough for you?  You need his wife's total attention also?  Just because you have been on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean the world revolves around you!

even if it should...

Fat Tuesday

It's Fat Tuesday! Time to drink and eat before you get all anorexic. Here are some photos of our boys on their own fat days.  I'm not one to judge... we all have those days.  Some just more than others.

One too many pieces of that Dempster's Bread, eh?

Where are your abs young man?

I've told you before to lay off the booze.

The tramp stamp is to distract you.

 And then there are those who treat everyday like it's Mardi Gras.

Every tried being goalie?

Really?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Everybody rejoice!!! Jordan Staal finally cut his hair!  Fan girls all over are screaming in delight.

Before

You ok there, bud?

Was there so much hair that it was weighing down upon his brain?  How did he not fly away with those wings?  Well I'm just glad he cut it off finally.  Now he can be all sexy like again.

After

So civilized now he can even write.

Is it blasphemous of me to say I wish Tanger would follow suit and cut his locks?  I understand Jordan looks all Amish and creepy with his hair grown out and his beard growing and Kris looks sexy no matter what but I'm just saying.  You see, I like boys and it gets a little confusing when his hair is almost as long as mine, especially when he is working facial hair.

Hello Gorgeous.

Leave Willow Smith to this.

Hockey players are beautiful specimen, we hardly get to see your faces without the helmet and everything.  Please make it easier on us.

Things I'm thankful for

Just watch this. Really, watch it.



I want to say thank you for...
1. Postgame interviews.
2. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker.
3. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera.
4. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera, shirtless.
5. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera, shirtless in booty shorts.
6. Postgame interviews that aren't inside the player's locker with other players walking all over the place in view of the camera, shirtless in booty shorts and knee socks.

I want to apologize to Corey Crawford for all of the above stated reasons because they distracted me from your face and everything you said.

I am also thankful for how great the Hawks have been playing recently. Everything is clicking and we are finally injury free (knock on wood).  Tazer has lead us into 4th in the West with 25 points in 16 games.  The captain is seriously doing work.  (I'm so clever, I know.)

Vancouver, we're coming for you.

Oh and Kopecky? Bless you.

Don't you feel better now?

Feeling blah?  Me too.  Here is a little pick me up.

umm. ya.